It's The Last Day Of 2008, Motherfuckers!!!

Yeah, last day of 2008... Awesomeness...
So, who's going to the Siloso Beach Party? Or The Countdown at Marina Bay?
I'm going to the countdown... I really want to go to the Siloso Beach Party though...
Chicks, 98.7, beer, 10 hours of non-stop partying... What more could you ask for?
And don't forget the Foam... Oh, yeah...
Anyway, you guys heard of the Leap Second? Happening tonight...
So when you guys countdown, it'll be 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, Happy New Year!!!
Yeah, no mistake... Two ones...
Because the Earth's turning slower, so we sort of have to wait for it by counting another 1...
Time sure flies, huh?
Primary school and now in the Secondary...
Less slack next year...
I promised you guys a playlist, but I'm too much of a dick to put it up...
In fact, I have not even touched it since the last time I put it up...
So, the end of 2008... 18 days till that special day...
Yes, new friends... New enemies... New teachers... New loves... New chicks... New games...
Everything's new...
I'm going to sever all ties, man... Like deleting the links of the people I've had tough times with...
Sadly, going to see like 3/4 of the same people in the class... Damn...
Bitches, Bastards, Homos, Transvestites, all included...
Yawn... Nothing new...
I heard there's an asshole coming in from the Technical stream, though...
I hate the Technical stream...
He's probably going to be a dick...
Expect tons more vulgarities from me next year...
I was already letting myself go two days ago...
I was playing Daytona and it was "Fuck"s and "Motherfucker"s all the way...
Oh, and don't forget the money...
But that's still a long way to go... About three more weeks...
Going to see the same bitches next year and will have to deal with them for one more year...
...
So, yeah...
Happy New Year, People...
Middle finger to those I hate...
Bye bye, links...
And heeelllloooooo, Marina Bay...
Will put up clips...
Bye...

Stay (Sic)

Thank You, Bob Bryar!!!

Yeah, thanks to Bob Bryar from My Chemical Romance for this awesome video...
He posted it on the band's website...
So everyone who loves My Chemical Romance and hates the Jonas Brothers, enjoy the video!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-z_K1-9Hw
Speaking of Bob...
A very happy birthday to you, man!!
Great that you're recovering from your wrist injury...
Continue drumming, don't quit like Pellisier!!

You're awesome!! Drum the way you want, even though people call you a pussy...
Happy 29th birthday, Bob Bryar!!

Finally able to use the laptop again...
Have been using my mum's crappy office laptop for a week...
And I can't access YouTube and Facebook...
I'm (sic) right now... Some of you may think I deserve it... But I don't care...
Haha...
Had fun yesterday... Went out with Jie An, Darryle, Ming Yang and Remus...
We went to Yio Chu Kang stadium and ran... Ran for like 15 minutes and it was PSP for 45...
What the fuck...
Then we went to AMK Hub and bought tickets to Yes Man at 3...
Went to the Arcade for awhile...
Saw this kid playing the Basketball game like this...

Met Jie An... Then went to watch the movie...
It was funny...
Saw some old friends there too... Charmaine? If that's how you spell it...
Bought Fall Out Boy's Folie A Deux four days ago... Along with Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny...
And a couple of days ago, I received my birthday present... Got a pair of Black Converse High-Backs...

Wow...
Taking a break from Guitar Hero World Tour, because I've done what I wanted to do...
Unlock Scream Aim Fire by Bullet For My Valentine... Now I'm taking a break...
(I have no idea why they're upside down...)
Had some fun on Saturday in Maths Class during tuition, by the way...


And here comes the Christmas video!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LARS ULRICH!!!

He proves that you don't need long hair to rock out hard...

Happy birthday to Metallica's Lars Ulrich!!!

He turns 45 today after a twenty year long legacy as Metallica's drummer...


Sorry, Lars!! I couldn't post this earlier because I was out...
If you're reading this, which you probably aren't, please forgive me...

A very happy birthday to you and stay fit and strong!
Wishing your kids success in their goals and studies!
And also wishing you and your wife to lead a happy life together!

Keep rocking, Lars!!!

Happy Birthday & Merry Christmas!!

Yeah, couldn't post yesterday because I was having too much fun at my cousin's place...
Got a My Chemical Romance t-shirt from my cousin... Thanks a lot, Brendon!!
And I also got a Billabong shirt, my cousin picked it out for me...
Got another shirt, pretty weird mix of colours... Like red, yellow, blue stripes with black as the colour for the shirt...
And my last gift is a $50 voucher at Takashimaya... Not that bad, but still my least liked present...
Put up a video of my cousins checking out their presents some other time...
Anyway, happy belated birthdays to Ryan Seacrest and Stephanie Meyer...
Their birthdays were yesterday...
Ryan Seacrest, turns 34...
The host of the most watched show in America, American Idol, turned 34 yesterday...
Currently hosting his own radio show, you can hear it only on 98.7 FM at 1-4 PM...

Next, Stephanie Meyer... Yes, this woman needs no introduction...
The writer of critically acclaimed books such as Twilight, turned 35 yesterday...

Ian Kilmister, better known as Lemmy of the band Motorhead, turned 63 yesterday too...

Tomorrow's the birthday of the most awesome drummer on the face of Earth!!!

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Damn, bummed that Chew Chor Meng's going to die or lose the ablity to walk...
Yeah, Mr. Kiasu...
I wonder how Singapore would be like after his death...
One more loss of a great comedian, after MC King...

Well, look on the bright side, it's Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!

Not really...

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the following people today, 23rd December...
JAMIE NOBLE AND HOLLY MADISON!!

Jamie Noble's a wimpy wrestler... Yes, no strength whatsoever...
Used to have an on-screen relationship with ex-WWE Diva, Nidia...
He's 31 as of today...

Holly Madison... Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend...
Currently dating, illusionist Criss Angel...
Turns 28 today, happy birthday to her... Keep your figure... ;)

Masks, Masks and More Masks...

Which one should I get?
Trying to decide which Slipknot mask to get...
Want to scare the shit out of people in class and during Halloween...v
And maybe walk out on Orchard Road with a mask on...

These are their 2004 masks...


And these are their latest, 2008, masks...


Online Halloween stores are selling tons of the group's masks...
But the Slipknot website only sells Sid Wilson's mask...

...

And now have since removed it...

The last time I checked, they were selling the mask in the first picture...
The first guy in the first picture...

I'm currently looking out for Joey Jordison's mask...
The second guy in the first picture...

MAGGOTS!!!!

Phew, new Batman Movie A Rumor...

Yeah, it's all just a rumor...
In fact, Christopher Nolan hates Robin... Haha...
And they don't even have a script yet...

Holy Crap... Batman in 2010...

Yes, news is out... A new Batman movie has already been planned... For all we know, it may already be in the works...
It's set to be released in 2010... Featuring Cat Woman, Riddler and Robin The Boy Wonder...

Cat Woman - Rachel Weisz
Riddler - Eddie Murphy (WHAT THE FUCK?)
Robin - Shia La Beouf...

Rachel Weisz is the woman from The Mummy, yeah, the mom...
She's already 38... Come on, you want a 38 year-old to fit in a skin-tight spandex suit?
Fuck, nobody wants that...

And Eddie Murphy?
Don't mean to be a racist here, but we all know that the Riddler is white... Not black...

And Shia La Beouf?
Nothing to say about that guy... Because I've never really watched the shows he's in...
It'll be the first movie I watch with him in it when 2010 comes...

The MDA Is Getting Too Much...

Well, yeah... *BEEP* the MDA...
They're becoming more of a pain in the *BEEP*...
MDA's short for Media Development Authorities...
Yes, the *BEEP* responsible for bringing hell with restrictions on kids like us...
So, I was watching Ratatouille some time ago and they cut out the part "I killed a man... With this thumb!"
I felt a little pissed but then I sort of agreed because it was Disney Channel... Kids watch it...
You don't want kids running around trying to stab people to death with their thumbs, do you?
Yeah...
Then I was watching The Suite Life on Deck last night...
London Tipton, yeah, the rich and dumb heir, said, "You're a pain in the *BEEP*!"
Noooo, it wasn't the "F" word, come on... It was "butt"...
They censored the word "Butt"...
I mean, come on... It's a body part after all...
It is Disney Channel but everyone knows they have a butt...
The MDA are getting way out of hand if you ask me...
Yeah, who the *BEEP* am I to judge but *BEEP* it... I'm standing up for our freedom...
I bet we can't even say "Penis" or "Vagina" anymore in the near future...
And if you didn't know yet, Channel 5 just got a new show!
Lipstick Jungle, Monday at 11 PM...
Yes, it is a very sexual show...
Making out in lifts, asking for sex... Yeah, those kind of things...
Don't think I've watched it, it's in the commercial on Star World...
The UNCUT commercial, in my opinion...
Because the one on Channel 5 is only like 20 seconds long... While the one on Star World lasts for like 50...
Yes, if you want to watch shows like these, do it on the internet (ILLEGAL!) or on Star World if you've got cable...
Because the MDA probably chopped it up like Christmas Ham already...
Speaking of which, enjoy your holidays!!
Holidays being Christmas...
I know I'm not enjoying mine because my dad isn't working anymore...
No, he isn't retired... If he was, I would have committed *BEEP* already...
He just finished all his work and will be at home till next year... How horrible...
But on the bright side, it's 8 days till Christmas!!
The day Jesus Christ, the long bearded man in slippers, was born!!
I ain't no Christian... I would burn in hell if I were one... Haha...
Anyway, yes, 8 days till Christmas... 7 for me because I'm going to party hard on the eve at my aunt's place...
*BEEP* yeah! Beer, beer and more beer!! Alternatively, wine would be good too...
Hope my Guitar Hero would arrive in FunZ soon, so I can kick my cousin's *BEEP* at it again...
Haha...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
Oh, and I'm probably going to jail too, because of this post...

32 more days!!
You would know if you are my friend, haha... GUILTY CONSCIENCE...

SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah! Currently addicted to SlipknoT...
Fuck yeah, man... They're the shit!!
I have their poster in my bedroom above my bed and it just looks awesome...
I'm officially a new MAGGOT...
M-alicious
A-ggressive
G-ut
G-rinding
O-ffensive
T-yrant
Yes, a Malicious, Aggressive, Gut-Grinding & Offensive Tyrant...
MAGGOT!!!
I'm one of them now...
IF YOU'RE 555, THEN I'M 666!!!

My Life Sucks...

Yeah, my life is pretty suckish at this point of time...
My problem's always my fuck of a father...
He's a fucking douchebag...
Yes he is...
So I was watching Survivor: Gabon, and the jury was called in...
At the end of the show, I realised that they didn't say anything...
So I told my mum that they were useless as they were called in but didn't say anything...
Then the jewelery commercial came on and Dick Lee was in it...
So I was like, "Those people who are named Dick in this century are pretty unlucky..."
Because, hey, we all know what Dick means, right?
Then my fuck of a father, by the way, I don't want to call him my father, I'm just forced to, told me that for the whole time that he sat there, I was just criticizing...
Never said anything good about anyone...
Come on, for those of you who've watched Survivor an hour ago would know that the jury did nothing...
So that motherfucker, had to come and scold me because I was criticizing... Fuck him...
That was just making a statement...
And then I was watching House...
That motherfucker was reading a book about business, which isn't getting him anywhere...
I was watching House and when House (Doctor's name & Show name) asked the patient what she does frequently, he said, "Any rough sex? Casual sex? .... Casual rough sex?"
Come on, you had to laugh your ass off at that...
Then that bastard told me I was noisy and irritating because I was laughing too much...
Can anyone of you tell me which bastard doesn't laugh when watching a comedy?
He said I was irritating... Nobody told that fuck to read his damned book in the living room where the TV was...
Read it in HIS room, or the STUDY room... See the word study? I wrote it in big so even HE can see it if he stumbles across my blog...
I got pissed off and yelled back...
Told him nobody asked him to read his book here and that he could go somewhere else to read...
And now my mum and dad are quarreling...
They think I can't hear because I'm in my room...
And my mum just came in and became a bitch all of a sudden...
She said I was wasting electricity...
I was like what the fuck?
Because I'm the one always saving the god damned energy and now she blames me just because she's pissed...
Yes, this post is half 'Live' and half past...
So, this is my little rant...
Any of you morons think my dad's nice and want to exchange? Feel free...
But you know, looks CAN be deceiving...
He may look nice, but deep down inside, he's a porn loving bastard...
Yeah, I said it...
That's what I thought too 10 years ago... That he was nice...
But now all I see is an asshole, who thinks about money and porn all day...
What is he? A stripper?
Motherfucker...
So, once again, my dad's up for grabs... I bet he'll love it if you grabbed his crotch...
Just take him, I don't want him...
In fact, I'll even GIVE you money to take him away...

Today...

Everything as per normal... Except after lunch, when I was at my grandmother's place, Spencer called to tell me to come home because he wanted to take a dump... Haha...
Then just when we were about to go down, Shawn called....
He said he was tired and was coming up, so we ended staying at home...
Spencer said he was hungry...
So he said that we should get Pizza Hut...
Agreed... Then ordered...
We all chipped in $10 each, the price was $27.55...
Then they played Frets on Fire...
Haha, we were playing one instrument with three people...
Then Shawn and Spencer were playing co-op...
The Pizza came and we stopped playing and ate...
Both Hawaiian...
Played Frets on Fire all the way till like 6.00...
Jie An called and asked me if I was playing DoTA, probably because I was in Busy status on Messenger...
I said Frets on Fire...
Then Shawn asked me who that was, I told him Jie An...
He asked why he called, I told him he was asking for a DoTA match...
Shawn jumped up and asked if he could challenge Jie An...
Jie An agreed...
And got his ass handed to him... Haha...
Then they left because Shawn's father wanted him home...
So, pretty much stayed at home the whole day...
Bye...

Christmas Sprit...

Hooray, Christmas is around the corner!!
So, I replace Shackler's Revenge with My Chemical Romance's cover of All I Want For Christmas Is You... Awesome cover...
And here's a video for all of you to dance to... Lady Gaga's Just Dance, featuring Colbi O'Donis...
And the uncredited Akon...

My favourite parts are from 1:16 - 1:20... And 3:00 - the end... Haha...
Oh, and also 0:58 - 1:01...
You need to have great eyesight to see what I like in that particular clip... Haha...
Enjoy...
Oh, my, she's sooooooo horny...

Today...

Woke up at 8.45 today...
Went to Orchard to tighten my braces... Pretty much hurting right now...
Bathed... Made our way there, got there at about 10...
Then went to McDonald's...
After breakfast, went to the dentist...
Waited for about half an hour... But got done in less than five minutes... Fuck...
After that, went to Paragon...
Ran up to Sony Style, but they took away Rock Band... God damn it...
Then my mum went to check out the Sony Ericsson 580i, the one I'm getting...
Left after that... Walked around...
Then went to HMV... Looked around...
My mum didn't want to get me the My Chemical Romance bag and cap... Damn it...
At least I bought Waking The Fallen by Avenged Sevenfold... Pretty hardcore album...
I was fucked because I couldn't make a decision earlier, whether to get Metallica's And Justice For All... or Waking The Fallen by Avenged Sevenfold...
Took A7X after...
My mum didn't want to spend an extra 10 bucks to get me KERRANG!...
But I don't blame her, the A7X album was a fucking $27...

So this is how my iTunes is like after that...
Three new albums...
Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy and Appetite For Destruction and Avenged Sevenfold's Waking The Fallen...
Yes, Chapter Four's playing when I took this screen shot...
And yes, these are all bought... I'm kicking the downloading habit...

Today...

Pretty long day today...
Went down to play basketball at 2.30... Met with Shawn & Chee Hoe...
Spencer came back after meeting his girlfriend...
Then played a full court match...
Kok Ann wasn't really the fair type... So he made an attempt to kick away the ball... But kicked Chang Wei by accident...
Chang Wei took it way too seriously, while Kok Ann was only playing...
Then the two started to push each other, then Kok Ann felt pissed and pushed hard...
Then Chang Wei sat down and cry... Kok Ann called him a transvestite...
Chang Wei got pissed, stood up and went, "What 'transvestite'? Want to fight? Come on!"
Sort of... Then began the rumble...
Chang Wei tried to knee, missed... Then Kok Ann hammered Chang Wei in the head thrice...
He cried... Sister walked past and saw him, then asked what's wrong...
Shit flew... Kok Ann got a scolding... Spencer too, because he couldn't keep quiet...
Then everything was settled...Spencer left to go to his girlfriend's house again...
He came back after about 10 minutes because his girlfriend went out with her mum...
Then went to my place... Before that, bought drinks... I bought Green Tea, Spencer bought Green Tea and Shawn bought some Skittles...
Mmmmmm, Skittles...
Then I had this idea... We took the lift, pressed from 1 - 25... Haha...
Got tired of it and went out at the 8th and walked down...
Then went up to my place...
Saw this Indian girl... And I was like, "What the fuck? Look at that girl, she's so skinny - like a bamboo!!"
Then Shawn shouted, "Hey, Bamboo!!"
Then we ran... Yeah, I know that was sort of mean, but he did it... Haha...
Then this bloody gangster walked up to us and was shouting...
"You all know Jeffery!?"
"Yeah"
"Where is he!?"
"He's over there, by the staircase..."
"Don't lie! He isn't there! Do you have his number!?"
"No"
"You don't 'Kao be, Kao bu'! You know him but don't have his number!?"
"Yeah..."
"Come with me..."
"For?"
"Just come with me!"
Then went to the place where we bought drinks...
Oh by the way, if the story ain't right, inform me because I have bad memory...
Found Kok Ann... Talked shit...
The gangster was Chang Wei's brother, by the way... And he was in the C.I.D...
Fuck him, in the C.I.D and still such a douchebag...
Anyway, he asked Kok Ann to apologize...
He said he couldn't hear...
He called the guy in a red shirt, sitting at the stairs, and asked him if he could hear...
He said no...
Then he asked the people playing ball, they said no...
Kok Ann apologized louder...
Still said couldn't hear, then he got pissed off and gave himself up...
Meaning, he went to the police station on his own accord...
...
Then when we left, the guy in the red shirt earlier, said that he told the C.I.D he couldn't hear what Kok Ann said because he hated Kok Ann...
So that's pretty much sabotaging...
Anyway, Chang Wei started most of it, in my opinion...
He was the one who iniated the fight...
You know Kok Ann, he can't control his temper...
So technically, they're both at fault, just that Chang Wei's at more fault...
Anyway, came up to my place... Watched a little MTV...
Spencer was looking through my albums...
Then took back home The Black Parade...
Came out, turned on Surround Sound to Slipknot's Dead Memories... Awesome song...
After MTV ended, watched Soccer...
Singapore VS Cambodia...
Haha, the Nigger, named Agu, scored a lucky goal....
Spencer hated the commentating during soccer matches, so he requested to turn off the volume and put on MCR...
Then left after to play basketball again after 2 - 0... Singapore scored 2, surprisingly...
Fought with a bastard from China, verbally...
Motherfucker... Got teamed with him... Got pissed off because he doesn't do anything...
Cocky bastard...
Then we lost... 7-1...
Fuck him...
Started exchanging words that were not meant for ears...
I called him to go back to China to suck with his mom to suck her melamine...
Bitch...
And tons more, don't you think I'd stopped there...
Then Spencer asked them once, he said no...
10 minutes later, asked again, he said OK...
Motherfucker...
After asking him for like 15 minutes, he just agreed when Spencer asked him in like 10 seconds...
Bastard...
He said because I was too vulgar...
You might think so too, but I asked nicely at first...
Anyway, then played, teamed with Spencer...
Still lost because Spencer wasn't playing seriously...
Went home after that...
Watching Pirates: Dead Man's Chest...
Received some DOTA maps from Shawn, still typing this...
Now I'm going to bathe, all dirty...
Fuck China people... Seriously, no matter who you are... Because I don't really have any China friends...

Hooray!!! Got Chinese Democracy!!!

Yeah, got an SMS in the morning saying that I can go collect my prize...
So, left the house at 2.30...
Took a Silvercab to Mediacorp Reception... $5.80 in total...
Went up, went to the counter, took out my IC, asked for my prize...
Then collected it and left... Tons of Malays there, I have no idea why...
Saw an actor from Mediacorp... Don't know what his name was...
Then got a cab... Took the long way home because the driver didn't know how to get there...
I opened up my prize and I was like, "What the fuck? There's four CDs!"
Then I looked through them and was a little disappointed...
BECAUSE OUT OF FOUR, I ALREADY HAD 3!!! HAHA!!!
They're all Guns N' Roses' CDs, by the way...
Cost me 8.60... That's pretty stupid...
Anyway, it didn't even take me an hour... That's great...

Here's how it looks like...


And here's what was in there...


Hooray!! Congratulations to me!!

Oh, and I just found out that Guns N' Roses in Chinese is literally "Qiang He Mei Gui"
Haha...

THE DARK KNIGHT DVD RELEASING SOON!!!!

Fuck yeah! The greatest movie of 2008!! COMING TO DVD AND BLU-RAY IN 6 MORE DAYS!!!!
Well, in the USA, at least... So it won't be till a couple of weeks till it comes out here in Singapore...
Fuck it...
Well, at least you'll make it for Christmas...
So grab a fucking copy when it comes out and watch it at the Christmas party...
If you haven't watched it yet, then you're probably the dumbest person I know...
It was so awesome that I did some sort of tribute to Heath Ledger!!
I was trying to do an impression of the Joker for about a whole month!!!!
SO GRAB IT!!!!
OR I'LL CUT THE SIDE OF YOUR CHEEKS!!!!!!
THEN YOU'LL BE SMILING FOREVER!!!!!

"Why So Serious?"-Heath Ledger AKA The Joker


Oops, sorry, wrong picture... Haha... Isn't she hot? WOOOT!!!!
























There you go...

"Why So Serious?"-Heath Ledger AKA The Joker

Afterlife Cover

Ok, so I was on YouTube... Watching Rock Band videos and using my Guitar Hero controller to follow the notes on screen...
After that, I came across this extremely funny video...
A cover of Avenged Sevenfold's Afterlife...
The band pretty much sucks...
The Rhythm Guitar barely did anything...
Bass and Lead Guitar were good... Although the lead guitarist cannot sing very well...
The drummer kind of took a shortcut... He didn't do the drum rolls and shit that The Rev did...
Too much of a pussy, I guess...
Don't even get me started on the vocalist... He's just the worst of the whole band...
He doesn't even have the look, in my opinion... Looks like a fucking nerd...
And if you look carefully, his pants are worn so high...


Well, if you want to see how bad they suck, take a look at the video...

Oh, and don't expect the crazy drum shit that Rev does and the monster solo that Syn does...
The guitarist was too sucky and the drummer is pretty much too inexperienced...


Enjoy! Which you pretty much wouldn't...

Oh, and here's the part which they didn't play...