My Life Sucks...

Yeah, my life is pretty suckish at this point of time...
My problem's always my fuck of a father...
He's a fucking douchebag...
Yes he is...
So I was watching Survivor: Gabon, and the jury was called in...
At the end of the show, I realised that they didn't say anything...
So I told my mum that they were useless as they were called in but didn't say anything...
Then the jewelery commercial came on and Dick Lee was in it...
So I was like, "Those people who are named Dick in this century are pretty unlucky..."
Because, hey, we all know what Dick means, right?
Then my fuck of a father, by the way, I don't want to call him my father, I'm just forced to, told me that for the whole time that he sat there, I was just criticizing...
Never said anything good about anyone...
Come on, for those of you who've watched Survivor an hour ago would know that the jury did nothing...
So that motherfucker, had to come and scold me because I was criticizing... Fuck him...
That was just making a statement...
And then I was watching House...
That motherfucker was reading a book about business, which isn't getting him anywhere...
I was watching House and when House (Doctor's name & Show name) asked the patient what she does frequently, he said, "Any rough sex? Casual sex? .... Casual rough sex?"
Come on, you had to laugh your ass off at that...
Then that bastard told me I was noisy and irritating because I was laughing too much...
Can anyone of you tell me which bastard doesn't laugh when watching a comedy?
He said I was irritating... Nobody told that fuck to read his damned book in the living room where the TV was...
Read it in HIS room, or the STUDY room... See the word study? I wrote it in big so even HE can see it if he stumbles across my blog...
I got pissed off and yelled back...
Told him nobody asked him to read his book here and that he could go somewhere else to read...
And now my mum and dad are quarreling...
They think I can't hear because I'm in my room...
And my mum just came in and became a bitch all of a sudden...
She said I was wasting electricity...
I was like what the fuck?
Because I'm the one always saving the god damned energy and now she blames me just because she's pissed...
Yes, this post is half 'Live' and half past...
So, this is my little rant...
Any of you morons think my dad's nice and want to exchange? Feel free...
But you know, looks CAN be deceiving...
He may look nice, but deep down inside, he's a porn loving bastard...
Yeah, I said it...
That's what I thought too 10 years ago... That he was nice...
But now all I see is an asshole, who thinks about money and porn all day...
What is he? A stripper?
Motherfucker...
So, once again, my dad's up for grabs... I bet he'll love it if you grabbed his crotch...
Just take him, I don't want him...
In fact, I'll even GIVE you money to take him away...