The MDA Is Getting Too Much...

Well, yeah... *BEEP* the MDA...
They're becoming more of a pain in the *BEEP*...
MDA's short for Media Development Authorities...
Yes, the *BEEP* responsible for bringing hell with restrictions on kids like us...
So, I was watching Ratatouille some time ago and they cut out the part "I killed a man... With this thumb!"
I felt a little pissed but then I sort of agreed because it was Disney Channel... Kids watch it...
You don't want kids running around trying to stab people to death with their thumbs, do you?
Yeah...
Then I was watching The Suite Life on Deck last night...
London Tipton, yeah, the rich and dumb heir, said, "You're a pain in the *BEEP*!"
Noooo, it wasn't the "F" word, come on... It was "butt"...
They censored the word "Butt"...
I mean, come on... It's a body part after all...
It is Disney Channel but everyone knows they have a butt...
The MDA are getting way out of hand if you ask me...
Yeah, who the *BEEP* am I to judge but *BEEP* it... I'm standing up for our freedom...
I bet we can't even say "Penis" or "Vagina" anymore in the near future...
And if you didn't know yet, Channel 5 just got a new show!
Lipstick Jungle, Monday at 11 PM...
Yes, it is a very sexual show...
Making out in lifts, asking for sex... Yeah, those kind of things...
Don't think I've watched it, it's in the commercial on Star World...
The UNCUT commercial, in my opinion...
Because the one on Channel 5 is only like 20 seconds long... While the one on Star World lasts for like 50...
Yes, if you want to watch shows like these, do it on the internet (ILLEGAL!) or on Star World if you've got cable...
Because the MDA probably chopped it up like Christmas Ham already...
Speaking of which, enjoy your holidays!!
Holidays being Christmas...
I know I'm not enjoying mine because my dad isn't working anymore...
No, he isn't retired... If he was, I would have committed *BEEP* already...
He just finished all his work and will be at home till next year... How horrible...
But on the bright side, it's 8 days till Christmas!!
The day Jesus Christ, the long bearded man in slippers, was born!!
I ain't no Christian... I would burn in hell if I were one... Haha...
Anyway, yes, 8 days till Christmas... 7 for me because I'm going to party hard on the eve at my aunt's place...
*BEEP* yeah! Beer, beer and more beer!! Alternatively, wine would be good too...
Hope my Guitar Hero would arrive in FunZ soon, so I can kick my cousin's *BEEP* at it again...
Haha...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
Oh, and I'm probably going to jail too, because of this post...

32 more days!!
You would know if you are my friend, haha... GUILTY CONSCIENCE...