Holy Crap... Batman in 2010...

Yes, news is out... A new Batman movie has already been planned... For all we know, it may already be in the works...
It's set to be released in 2010... Featuring Cat Woman, Riddler and Robin The Boy Wonder...

Cat Woman - Rachel Weisz
Riddler - Eddie Murphy (WHAT THE FUCK?)
Robin - Shia La Beouf...

Rachel Weisz is the woman from The Mummy, yeah, the mom...
She's already 38... Come on, you want a 38 year-old to fit in a skin-tight spandex suit?
Fuck, nobody wants that...

And Eddie Murphy?
Don't mean to be a racist here, but we all know that the Riddler is white... Not black...

And Shia La Beouf?
Nothing to say about that guy... Because I've never really watched the shows he's in...
It'll be the first movie I watch with him in it when 2010 comes...