The Black Parade Is Dead! Review

Yes, I have nothing to do... So I'm going to do this little review on the most anticipated DVD for all MCR fans!! By the way, it made it to L!ME magazine's Album Of The Month in last month's issue...
Here I go!!

The Black Parade Is Dead! Review
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The End - The whole stadium was dark. Gerard way was pushed out, on a hospital bed, like a patient. Wearing a white cloth over himself. He sang and when he got to 'Expect you won't cry', he tore off the cloth and revealing the classic Black Parade uniform... Frank and Ray headbang to the song. He continues singing... 4/5

Dead! - Lights were flashing... Gerard screams, so do the fangirls... He put on a good show with Dead!.. Interacting with the crowd made it better... The Jimi Hendrix guitar licks were awesome also... With Frank headbanging, you know it's a great show... The crowds 'La'ed together with the make up wearing band to a great finish...
Ending with a loud bang, the lights went out... 4.5/5

This Is How I Disappear - Flashing lights all around... Gerard starts off the song with a "What is The Black Parade" speech... Ending with "When this kicks in, get up off the floor!" Red streaks of pyrotechniques flew out from the back of the stage. The heavy song set the mood for all the Mexicans to just rock out with Gerard and gang the whole night long... 4.5/5

The Sharpest Lives - This is the song which I dislike the most because Gerard is breathless. He barely finished any words... But none the less, provided a nice show with all the screaming and jumping around with the crowd... Not great, but nice... But thanks to the heavy drums, Frank swinging his guitar and the pyrotechniques, this brings up the score to a 4/5...

Welcome To The Black Parade - This is the so far the song which the crowd had sang the loudest to... The crowd was left in the dark for quite sometime... Then the famous piano tune came on, played by James Dewees... The spotlight shined on the frontman of MCR and the crowd cheered and sang along. You can even hear the echo! Gerard pumping his fist into the air, told the crowd to follow... Multiple coloured lights came on when the song kicked into high gear... My Chemical Romance was putting on one hell of a show, with the fast strumming on the guitar and the headbanging. Bob, drummer of MCR, also put on a hell of a show... Confetti filled the air towards the ending and the crowds were left chanting for more. Pyrotechniques blasted out when the song ended... 5/5

I Don't Love You - This heavy love song is also a crowd pleaser. Even louder than Welcome To The Black Parade... Gerard tried his hand at acting and did a crying face which left the girls screaming for more... Ray Toro also provided a great solo. The acoustic part of the song was the best as you can really hear the power of the crowd... The song ended and Gerard lifted up the microphone stand. Guitar scratching then started... 5/5

House Of Wolves - The guitar scratching was accompanied by an eerie piano set...
Then the drums came in and the crowed cheered. Gerard regained his energy, shaking his ass to Mexico City... Ray provided an crazy solo for the crowd... 4/5

Interlude - The piano set by James Dewees got everyone in the mood... It was slow and sort of romantic... 5/5

Cancer - The piano solo eventually lead up to the well known ballad, Cancer.
Lighters and mobile phones were whipped out by the whole crowd in the stadium! "Cause the hardest part of this is leaving..." Gerard paused, and blew a kiss to the crowd. Then continued, "You..." Everyone was singing along to this extremely popular song, making it the best song for tonight... 5/5

Mama - Everyone was in the dark, guitar strings were plucked... Then red lights came on... Gerard came on telling everyone to clap... My Chemical Romance was as energetic as ever... The crowd sang loud to this song too... "Mama, we all go to hell... 2, 3, 4..." Gerard shouted and flames shot out from the back! The crowd screamed! Flames continued shooting out as balls in the back, making it look more like a war field... The song ended with a maniacal laugh and a creepy message... "Heh... Heh... Ah heheh... A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have..." You should listen to it yourself... 5/5

Sleep - Blue lights came on... "Are you tired? Do you think you need to sleep?" Gerard asked Mexico... This heavy song will certainly give you some energy when you need to sleep... After the rest in the song, the shouting finally began... Gerard screamed his fucking lungs out while Frank, Ray & Mikey did great playing their guitars and bass... Bob also did a splendid job with the drums... 5/5

Teenagers - Finally, the song that brings everybody together... Because you either are one, have been one... Or maybe have not been one yet... Ray gave a really jumpy solo and Gerard told Mexico to dance... Everyone pumped their fist in the as Gerard sang, like in the music video... Gerard chicken danced to the the solo! The fangirls once again screams... The crowd was left in the dark again after the song... 5/5

THE BLACK PARADE IS DEAD! - "MEXICO!!! HOW ARE YOU!!!??? OH MY GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. WE MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??? You look real good... So, I'll have you guys know that tonight, the reason that we're filming this is because this the last performance of the Black Parade FOREVER!!! I wanted to come down here to Mexico to properly kill them off... This song is all about dreams... It's called Disenchanted..." 5/5

Disenchanted - Acoustic guitars blared through the speakers... Gerard sang and Frank headbanged... Ray provided a nice solo... Sparks came out above Bob... You know, like Randy Orton... The crowd wanted more and they got it... 4/5

Famous Last Words - The all time loudest song for the night and the final... The crowd sand to every word and loud... James Dewees also provided back up vocals for this song... The guitars were certainly heavy on this song and the headbanging was almost nonstop... My Chemical Romance gave it their all for this final song and the awesome solo was accompanied by screams from Gerard... THE ENDING WAS JUST AWESOME!!! After the break in the song, the same pyrotechnics were used and there's just this feeling that you can't explain... Lights flashed, cymbals crashed and guitars were on fire... Not literally... "The Black Parade... Is Dead!!!" Screamed Gerard and they credits come on... 5/5

Total - 67/75
Out of 100 - 89 (Great!!)


If you people want to experience the sensation, grab a copy of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade Is Dead! today!!
Or you can just borrow it from me...
But if I find any scratches of the DVD cannot be played, you guys have to pay me $50...
I mean it...
That's twice the amount of one, so you should just get it for yourself...

I'm So Pissed Lately... So...

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!
QUIT ASKING ME THAT QUESTION!!!!
QUIT HATING ON AMERICANS!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU FUCKING PRICK OF A TURD!!!!!
YOU, BITCH, QUIT ACTING CUTE AND DRAGGING YOUR WORDS!!!!!
YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKING WHORE!!!!!
YOU HAMSTER-LOVING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU THINK YOU SO CUTE? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!
YOU, BITCH, I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU, SO QUIT LIKING ME!!!!!!!
I CURRENTLY HATE GIRLS, SURPRISING HUH?
WELL, FUCK YOU!!!!
YOU FUCKING FUCK OF A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
HERE'S A MESSAGE TO ALL HATERS:
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE, STICK IT INTO AN ELECTRIC SOCKET, STRIP NAKED, CLIMB ONTO A ROOF WHICH OVERSEES A ROAD, TIME YOURSELF, JUMP DOWN, AND GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR!!!!!! AND MAKE SURE YOU FLY A FUCKING DISTANCE, THAT WOULD BE BETTER, MORE BLOOD!!!!!!!!
SO HERE'S TO PROFANITIES!!!!! CHEERS!!!!!
TURDS...

Well, now that all is said and done, there is still one last thing...
Fuck you...

Ok, this is directed to some fucking haters...
Any questions? Want to know who I'm so pissed at?
Comment, bitch...

Update... Fuck you...

Randomness in the title... You fucking turd...
I have no idea what 'Turd' means...
Anyway, fuck you...
I meant that I added some more songs and put a 'About Me' part in the 'THE MCRMY' section...
I bet you people don't even care...
I added 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You', 'Honey, This Mirror Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' and another my favourite out of these three, 'Skylines And Turnstiles'...
Enjoy fucking...
Sorry, I meant enjoy the music...
And by the way, if you dumb shits do not understand what is 'Hippie', it is someone with long hair...
Now fuck off...
I mean bye...

Waaaaaalll Eeee...

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh...
Today, went to watch Wall. E with Chee Hoe, Spencer & Jie An today.
Shawn Sng and Shawn Sng were supposed to come but they just haaaad to eat at Mos Burger...
There are two Shawn Sngs by the way...
Speaking of which, I saw Chow Li Ting there... How unfortunate...
Anyway, the movie was quite good...
Made me wish if life was really that good...
But I don't want to look like those fat and lazy people...
It's pretty touching, a movie for the couples...
Anyway, after the movie, Jie An went home straight....
While the rest of us went to Raiders LAN Shop...
What a great kid...
All went there and played DOTA All Stars & Counter Strike...
FUN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOTA was kind of boring though...
Repetitive and long...
While COUNTER STRIKE WAS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
No, I've never fucked before...
We were playing 2 - 2, Shawn & Shawn VS Chee Hoe & Me...
Then a player from each team went to the other...
We were owning after the swap because Shawn is one fucking pro...
Trust me, you don't want to go one on one with Shawn...
You'll get owned... Bad...
Then Spencer joined in, he was still playing DOTA after everyone stopped playing...
He joined our group at first...
He wasn't of much help because Shawn was the one with a lot of kills...
Then Shawn told Spencer to join the other one...
And thanks to that, we lost...
Spencer was clearly the better one when he went to the other group...
Let's just say he was good at memorizing which gun looks like what...
So he always got the upper hand by always getting the Shotgun...
Shotguns have one hit kills, by the way...
So he kept killing me with the shotgun...
I'm better with guns that can do Rapid Fires...
So I can just spam it while turning round and round...
Anyway, the score was a whopping 60 to 38...
And I wasn't in the group with the 60...
So the teams were:
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Shawn Sng ( Sec 3 )
Chee Hoe
Spencer

&

Shawn Sng ( Sec 1 )
Me
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SO FUCKING HYPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AFTER GOING TO THE LAN SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokes.

Here are some jokes for you people who have nothing to do but read people's blog the whole day...

Your mom is so stupid she tells YOU your mama jokes.            
            
Your mom eats dead babies.            

Your mom is my mom. Am I confusing you?            

Your mom knows what you do right before going to sleep.            

Your mom is like a vacumm, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.            

Your mom is so fat and emo she cut herself and bled butter.            

Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.
           
Yo momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family            
            
You're so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.            

Your face is so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!            

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!            

You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!            

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.            

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.            

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!            

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
           
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
           
There is one difference between a rooster and your mom. The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.            

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.            

Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!            

Your origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under your family tree.            

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.            

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.            

You look like you've been rode hard and put away wet.            

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!            

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.            

I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!            

You're so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.            
            
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.            
            

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.            

You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!            

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
            
You're so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.            

I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.            

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.            

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!            
            
You're so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.            


Lets play house. You be the door, and I’ll slam you.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.            
            
Your mom is so ugly that the Devil slapped her for smiling and then gouged his eyes out with his pitchfork.            

Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.            

The term motherfucker refers, specifically, to YOUR mom.            

Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.            

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!            

Your mom is... enough said.            

Your mom's breath smells so bad she the reason people grow old and die.

Your mom is so emo she saw a run-over squirrel, brought it home, named it George and bragged about it to her whole friends list.            

Your mom knows what you do right before going to sleep.

Your mom is so emo the Grim Reaper had to put out a restraining order.

Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six.            

Your mom is a creature from outer space.

Your mom is so fat, that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by, she said 'Stop that twinkie!'            

Your mom is so fat, that her period is an exclamation mark!            

Your mom's moustache makes kitty scared...

Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion.            

Your mom eats dead babies.            

Your mom is...

enough said.            

Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born!            

Your mom is so fat, she entered a fat contest and won first, second, and third.            

Your mom went to prom with Merv the Perv.

Your mom is so stupid she tells YOU your mama jokes.           

Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her.
           
Your mom is so stupid she drove on the driveway and parked on the parkway.            

Your mom shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap.            

Your mom is so emo she saw a run-over squirrel, brought it home, named it George and bragged about it to her whole friends list.            

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!

Your mom is so ugly, she makes my mom look good.            

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say 'Sorry, no professionals!'            

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.            

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.            

Lets play house. You be the door, and I’ll slam you.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?            

You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.

You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!            

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!            

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.

Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap.

Your mom is so stupid she calls you a son-of-a-bitch.

Your mom is so fat she swallowed my mom whole.            

Your mom is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked your mom to move!

Your mom is...

Your mom.
            
Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.            

Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.

Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man on your mom.

Your mom owes me money, you douche!            

Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.            

Your mom is so fat, that her period is an exclamation mark!

Your Mom has a really nice hat...            

Your mom is so fat, that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by, she said 'Stop that twinkie!'            

Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.            

Your mom is so stupid she took me to the movie theater to see 'Closed For The Season'.            

Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.            

Using 'Your mom' as a comeback became popular again in the year 2000 thanks to bored Indiana residents who decided that the old 80s joke should be born again for the new generation.

Your mom is outer space.

Your mom is so fat and emo she cut herself and bled butter.            

Your Mom was good last night and I left her money under the pillow.            

Your mom is so fat that people practice by climbing Mt. Everest before they climb her.