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Woke up at 7.30 today...
Waited for Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2008 to start...
Pretty nice...
So, when I was about to go polish my boots, my dad told me to study...
:(
So I studied for a whopping 2 hours...
Fuck...
Watched TV after that...
Then my mom ordered pizza for my brother and I as they went out for a wedding dinner...
She ordered the new Triple Chicken Cheesy Starbitez Pizza & Hawaiian, both Regulars...
The Triple Chicken was pretty good but the sweet taste of the cheese could get nauseating after a few...
So I give it a 7/10...
Anyway, everything's finished...
Only one Triple Chicken slice left...
Ok...
Bye...

Today...

Today, wasn't as late as I was yesterday...
Today, didn't have assembly at first, but then we all went to the hall...
But before that I went to class with Desmond first...
Turned on my phone and listened to music...
Then went to the hall...
Had assembly...
Then went to class...
Had lessons... Duh...
Then had potato chips for recess, not giving a shit about my cough...
Went back to class and had more lessons...
Went home...
Wanted to buy Nips (Dude, it's chocolates... Not a body part...), but they were sold out... Damn it...
So went home, bought my lunch...
Wanted to watch Star Wars today but I'm just too damned lazy...
Tomorrow's Teacher's Day so school ends at 9.30...
God, there's still IMT tomorrow at Nee Soon Camp...
I have to rush back after visiting Townsville...
Fuck it...
Sergeants all say it affects the rank I get, but I think that's crap...
They want us to go so that if we screw up they can pump us like fuck like the last time...
Fuck...
And I also updated my play list...
Two songs added and two songs deleted...
Enjoy...
Oh yeah, the sissy cried over a banana today...
What the fuck?
Who cries over a banana?
Ok, he left his fucking gay seat, Qing Wen used a pair of scissors and slices the sissy's banana in half.
But he didn't get the job done right, only half was sliced...
So I finished slicing it...
Then Qing Wen throws the god damned banana on the floor and stomps on it...
So he cries...
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
And we were told to apologize to him by our Mdm Yati...
I didn't mean it when I apologized by the way...
I don't do apologize to gays & pricks like him...
Y- Y is he so gay?
I- I bet he has no cock.
D- Die, gay!
E- Erection is a word that doesn't exist in your dictionary...

Today ROCKED!!

Today, I woke up at 8...
Then I bathed at 9.30 and left the house at 10.30 with my parents...
We went to Orchard to go tighten my braces...
So before that, I wanted to go to Burger King...
But my dad chose McDonald's, so whatever...
But I have to thank him in a way, because I saw someone there...
So we got there, found a seat and my brother and I sat down...
Not long after, that person came in...
I was like, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!!"
I asked my brother if he knew who he was.
Then I said he was the guy from Singapore Idol...
Then I repeated, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S PAUL TWOHILL!!!"
Then he turned around and looked at me and I was like, "Hi..."
And he was like, "Hello..."
He sat down and discussed with his friends what to order...
By the way, the chick from School House Rocks was there too...
You know, the two rich girls...
But not the black one...
Sorry for being racist, but that's the only way can differentiate them as I didn't watch the show but have only seen the commercial...
She looked pretty hot in person, by the way...
Then I was digging into my pocket to take out my phone...
I took out my phone and then Paul saw me...
I asked him if I could take a photo...
He was like, "Umm... Ok... Together or?..."
I was like, "Nah, just like that..."
He replied, "Oh, ok..."
And he did this...

Then I thanked him and he was like, "No problem..."
Then my parents came back with the food...
I asked my mom if she saw Paul, she said yes...
I said, "I can't believe Paul Twohill is here..."
My dad was like, "Shut up lar!"
I was like, "What's your problem?"
My mother agreed...
He was like, "Why you like this kind people with the drug addict look?"
I was so pissed I could stab him with a knife...
Unfortunately, I didn't have one...
Then my mom scolded my dad...
And blah, blah, blah...
Then went to the dentist and got my braces done...
Changed the colour to black...
We walked to HMV after that...
I bought all the CDs I wanted...
Couldn't find Avenged Sevenfold, Dragonforce and BlesstheFall, though...
I bought:
My Chemical Romance - I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Disturbed - Indestructible
Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire
The Used - Lies For The Liars
It cost me $89.30...
Then I went for tuition...
After that, went to McDonald's with Shawn, Spencer & Chee Hoe...
After eating, Spencer went to his friend's house to play Maple and Chee Hoe went home...
Shawn & I went to play Basketball in the rain...
It was pretty fun...
I beat him in a match, 2-5...
I play better when it's raining, in my opinion...
Went home at 3.30...
Took a shower...
Now I'm going to blow my mind with all the Metal & Rock CDs I bought...

Here's my Common Test marks...
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English - 21/25
Chinese - 29.5/50
Maths - 8/35
Science - 24/30
Literature - 22/30
History - 12/30
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Yeah, that's about it...
It's pretty suckish...
But, whatever...
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iPhone releases today from SingTel...
It's pretty crappy...
No, I don't have it but it's lacking quite a bit of shit...
Bluetooth, MMS, Video Recording and a few more stuff...
If you want to get a phone which is like the iPhone but BETTER, get the Samsung Omnia...
It has all the stuff that the iPhone doesn't have and a screen which is bigger than the iPhone's by 0.5mm...
I'm not slandering Apple, they do great shit...
It's just that they pretty much ruined their chance to conquer the world with their new phone...

Some Jokes For You

From Muttons To Midnight.

"Your mama's so ugly, she uses her face to scare the shit out of NeWater."
"Your mama's so stupid, she killed everybody in McDonald's because she saw the sign "Drive - Thru"."
"Your mama's so stupid that when her sister gave birth, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Wah, got free USB Cable!""
"Your mama's so fat, she stays in Jurong, Hougang, Bukit Timah, Clementi etc."
"Your mama's so fat that when she had diarrhoea, people thought Willy Wonka opened a new Chocolate Factory."
"Your mama's so ugly that when she wanted to make friends with Jay - Z, he said he already had 99 Problems and didn't need another one..."
"Your mama's so fat that when she asked Miley Cyrus what she hated about her, Miley Cyrus said, "7 Things - Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat and fat."

From a Joke Book.

"Your mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone."
"Your mama's so stupid, she starved to death after being locked in a grocery store."

Hope you had fun laughing. :)

Woot!! Topped English Again!!

Like the title says, once AGAIN, I topped the class in Englsh...
Getting 21/25...
Haha, you see...
I meant what I said...
I kicked Lindy's & Chuan Chee's asses...
Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate is awesome!!
Eating it right now...
Now for Literature...

Today...

Today, everything was as usual...
But somehow it was colder today...
Today got back my History & Maths papers...
I sucked, apparently, getting only 12 marks for History & 8 for Maths...
So went home, had my lunch, then I got a call...
From Kah Siang...
He called me to go slack with him...
He broken his leg, by the way, from Judo...
So we went walking around, cacthing up with each other...
Then we went to the bus stop, waited for Gladys...
I had no idea what for...
We walked back to the void deck...
While walking, I felt like an 'extra'...
They were having so much fun... Haha...
Then after we reached the void deck, I was like, "Ok, I know how to get home from here. Bye."
I only left for about 15 seconds, then I turned back and I was like, "Ok, I do not know how to get back from here..."
Then they laughed and they sent me home...
Well, not really, she brought me to the market and then I told them I knew how to get back...
Gladys went to buy bubble tea...
Kah Siang was waiting, we said buy and I left...
Went for tuition straight...
Rainied heavily...
I hate it when it rains heavily...
I get all wet and my sandals too...
Shawn, Deevak & I went to 7-11 after tuition...
They bought the chicken and I bought the chocolate flavoured Oreo's...
Thank God, we're getting the English paper back tomorrow...
The suspense is fucking killing me...
I'll kick Lindy's ass and crush Chuan Chee's balls in English...
I hope we'll get back the Literature paper soon...
I want to see how I've done...
We haven't had a literature teacher for a month already...
Hope she appears this week or we'll waste an hour of our lives in the canteen again...

For music - LISTEN TO THESE SONGS AND GET THEIR ALBUMS!!
Bullet For My Valentine - Hearts Burst Into Fire from Scream Aim Fire
BlesstheFall - Higinia from His Last Walk
Good shit there...
Listen to them...
And for Higinia, you HAVE to see the video on YouTube...
SOOOOOOO Hardcore...
And for BFMV's Hearts Burst Into Fire, the tapping solo at the start of the video is awesome!!
Listen to these bands and The Used too...
Their song Slit Your Own Throat is pretty good...
Have fun with my recommendations...
Enjoy!
Remember to headbang to the songs!!!

Changed my blogskin... Again...

Well, I've changed my blogskin again...
Because Jie An is probably scared of my old one... :P
So, I changed it to this one...
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS NOT EMO!!!
AND NEITHER IS FRANK IERO!!!

Changed My Blogskin

Yeah, I've changed my blogskin...
Don't think I've stopped loving My Chemical Romance...
I haven't and probably never will...
I've changed my blogskin to some Gothic shit I found on blogskins.com...
It looks cool...
I bet you people are going to go something like," Eh? Why Yan Wen change his blogskin to this? So emo..."
Yes, I did the whole "Singlish" thing on purpose...
So you people should get your facts right before calling My Chemical Romance or me Emo...
It's Goth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not saying that My Chemical Romance is Gothic...
Neither am I saying that I'm Gothic...
I prefer the whole Punk Rock thing...
So this blogskin is Goth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so is 1G's Art teacher...
She's GOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOTH!!!! G-O-T-H, GOTH!!!!!!!!!! FOUR LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT EMO!!!!!!!! E-M-O, EMO!!!!!!!!! THREE LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Today...

Today, had to go to school at 9...
My mum woke me up at 6.30...
Damn...
So I turned on 98.7 FM and then I called in...
I got through and talked to them but I wasn't on air...
Asked for Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance and Vandetta said that's a pretty heavy song in the morning and Mr. Young said that it's easier to wake up to heavy songs...
Had fun chatting with them...
Then after the song was played, Mr. Young said, "That song was dedicated to Frank who had just been woken up by his mom and doesn't need to go to school till 9."...
Haha, that was fun...
After that, bathed and left the house at 8.30...
Got to school and ate sweets...
There was some marching thingy going on in the hall during the National Anthem.
Staffs Lip Koon & Jing Xiang were there in their No. 4...
Jing Xiang was commanding the parade...
Haha, we own Scouts, St. John's and other uniform groups...
NCC is awesome...
Then went to AMK street 21 for the Connect Singapore shit...
Held hands...
Then there was a traffic jam thanks to us...
Then some guy in a Hyundai got pissed and came out of his car...
And I was like," You thing you drive Hyundai very big ar!?"
He turned and stared at me...
Haha, that was fun...
Then he went to complain to the teacher, then he complained to the police...
And I was like," You think you wear crocodile shoes and a checkered shirt and have gray hair I scared ar?"
Haha, I was being lame...
Anyway, yeah, had fun...

Today

Today, we were only left with 15 minutes of Science class because the girls had to stay back in the hall for grooming checks...
Had a Science quiz when they got back...
Before they got back, while waiting, I changed the guy on the Team Singapore card into The Joker...
Haha...
Blah, blah, blah...
Then during assembly, we had some Indian people dancing around on stage...
Went back to class, teacher counted the money for the card thingy...
So we all went back at 2.30...
Reached home at 3, went to AMK Hub for a movie with Jie An...
Went to watch Money No Enough 2...
Was a pretty touching show...
Then went to Cheers after the show...
Saw an issue of Rock Sound in the store and it had My Chemical Romance posters in it...
The magazine was unwrapped...
Had the temptation to steal, oh so much...
But I didn't...
Haha...
So I went off like damn...
Ok, whatever...
That's all, bye...

Today...

Was being all cheap today, downloading demos...
I downloaded Half Life 2 yesterday and downloaded Doom 3 today...
Half Life 2 wasn't all bad, in fact, it was awesome... Graphics were way better than the Xbox's... But the extreme lag came when there were sparks and fire everywhere in chapter 6 but that's my laptop's fault...
Doom 3 wasn't all that great... The graphics weren't as good as Half Life 2's and it was laggier... Well, that's my fault too because 1.5 GHz was needed to play Doom 3 while only 1.2 GHz was need to play HL2... Haha...
Yeah, had fun throwing cans, glass bottles, cinderblocks, pretty much everything I can pick up, at those weird people with those electric stick thingys... Fun...
And I had fun shooting innocent people in Doom 3...
I talk to them and after they're finished... BANG!!!
Haha...
Here's a screenshot of Half Life 2...
I took this with the Print Screen thingy...
I can't find the ones I took with the game's screenshot button... Damn...

Now I'm listening to My Chemical Romance's Mama...
And I'm hungry...
Damn...