HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK IERO!!

FUCK YEAH!!
TODAY'S FRANK'S BIRTHDAY!! Well, technically, not yet, because of the time zone...
His birthday will be at 12 PM... So everyone, wish him a happy birthday then...
Still so young, only 27 if I'm not wrong...

While you're at it wish My Chemical Romance a happy Halloween too...
This is why Frank Iero got the tattoo "HALLOWEEN" on his knuckles...
H A LL O W E E N
That's how it is, excluding the thumbs...
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK IERO & HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Happy Halloween to you fools reading this too, go run around Woodlands in a Slipknot mask asking for candy tonight...
Scare the shit out of people...

These are the masks they used four years ago, by the way...
Yes, Woodlands is a very popular place during Halloween...
Get your ass off the chair and head on down there, scare the fucking shit out of people, get some candy, drink some booze, bone some chicks & stay at your friend's place till the next morning...
Then you do it all over again next year...
Have fun!

Wishlist

Fuck, so many things I want to get lately...
But I'm so tight on money... I have $345 but $325 are in coins!
I currently want these...

1. Avenged Sevenfold's City of Evil
2. Sims 2
3. Sims 3 (Releasing next year)
4. PS2's Guitar Hero World Tour (Full set)
5. PS2's Rock Band 2 (Game only)
6. PS2's DragonBall Z Infinite World
   
   
   Yeah, that's about it... Everything that came out this year and previous years...
   I don't even think $345 can cover it all...
   I have no idea whether to buy Sims 2 now and get Sims 3 next year or not buy Sims 2 and wait for Sims 3 to release next year and buy that... Fuck this sequel shit...
   I think I'm going to get Sims 2 now, can't stand it anymore!
   Well, my Christmas is in less than 57 days & my birthday in 81...
   Hope Sims 3 releases before my birthday, which I highly doubt...
   I hope I can get DBZ & Rock Band 2 for Christmas, but my fuck of a father would probably object to it...
   He objects everything that's fun... Just like the pixies in The Fairly Odd Parents, they're Anti-Fun...
   Well, fuck him...
   

Today

Yeah, so went to the library in Bishan today...
Because, apparently, my Chinese was too crappy for my dad...
Hey, I got a 39/100, ain't that good enough for me? ;)
Anyway, went there to borrow a Chinese book...
But the machine said that I needed verification for my EZ Link card...
Don't know what the fuck that meant, so I just left the book there and got the fuck out of there...
So I had no book with me, going to get fucked later because I didn't do what I was supposed to do...
Anyway, went to McDonald's after that... Saw Rachel there, she was with a couple of her friends...
Went there to grab a meal, then brought it to Jie An's crib...
So, he got the new Saints Row, Saints Row 2...
It's pretty awesome, except that there wasn't any gore...
You get to chainsaw the shit out of people, there's blood everywhere, but the head doesn't come off or the body doesn't split in two...
What's the point of having senseless violence on a Next - Generation Console if there isn't gore to enjoy it on?
Anyway, yeah, the game was pretty cool because you can create your own custom playlist to listen to when you're on the road running people over...
I saw a few of the songs, the ones I really liked was none other than Avenged Sevenfold's Bat Country & My Chemical Romance's Teenagers...
There was Paramore though, but I don't really care...
So, anyway, went to Jie An's house to play Guitar Hero III...
I needed some finger exercise because I haven't been playing Guitar Hero for a long time...
I did pretty well, no surprise... Haha...
Tried some new songs I've never tried on Expert before because Jie An has an XBOX 360 and it provides downloadable content...
Tried this song called Top Gun Solo or something like that...
It was pretty basic- total guitar, no vocals...
I asked Jie An if there was a crazy solo on the song, he said no...
I didn't believe him... Then the crazy solo came on...
I've never played this song before and I played it on Expert straight away...
The solo was so fucked- It consisted of crazy triplets!!
The song, like, tripled in speed during the solo...
I got 84% for the song... My arm was all sore after playing...
Then Jie An started playing and I went to play Sims 2...
Creating shit is fun...
You need to have creativity to play the Sims...
I created a new family called... 'Fucksalot'...
Consists of 4 people- Grandma, Grandpa, Daddy & Baby...

Here are the names:

Grandpa - MotorDick
He was supposed to be RoboDick because he came with some cool, futuristic looking swimsuit but he couldn't wear it after I changed his age so I changed his name to MotorDick.

Grandma - Blowwer

Daddy - Gay
You should see how he looks, he looks so prissy... By the way, 'Prissy' has the same meaning as 'Sissy'...

Baby - Freddy
The baby's a girl and I named her Freddy because she's in the clothing Freddy wears... You know, the red & black pajamas...

So, just an ordinary family living in Hotel 81, in a town I created called 'Get Da Fuck Off My Lawn' Town...
Pretty ordinary, huh?
You should see the house I bought for them, fucking awesome!
Three story house, costs 45,000...
With furniture and stuff, cost me 200,000...
I haven't even done the walls yet...

Avenged Sevenfold @ Max Pavilion

Last night was fucking awesome!!
Reached the Max Pavilion at 6...
Was looking for my friend, Justin...
Then saw Atreya from 3A... Then Loic & Dennis...
They all came together- Atreya, Loic, Dennis, Louis & two more guys I do not know...
So I squeezed my way in and managed to cut like 2/3 of the queue...
Queued with them, we waited for two hours... But they waited for 8 because they got there at 12...
I hate to say it but A7X is hell more popular than MCR...
There weren't as many people at MCR's concert as A7X's concert...
Anyway, the concert was fucking awesome!!
There were mosh pits everywhere and people were actually smoking inside the hall...
There was this opening band which everyone told to get lost...
But when they started playing, everyone actually enjoyed it...
Avenged Sevenfold really gave it their all last night...
They played these, in no particular order...
Critical Acclaim
Bat Country
The Beast and The Harlot
Almost Easy
Scream
Afterlife
Unholy Confessions
A Little Piece of Heaven
Gunslinger

A little short, in my opinion...
Considering we waited 1 and a half hours after 8...
It was nice to end the concert with A Little Piece of Heaven, though...
Went to grab a cola, water & two cups of noodles after the show with Dennis and his friend...
We went home by MRT...
Reached home at 12, slept at 1. 30...

Avenged Sevenfold Reaching Our Shores...

So, the concert's on Friday...
I'm going to be fully prepared, and the first one to get there...
I'm going to leave the house at about 9 in the morning... But before that...
On Thursday, I'm going to go to BreadTalk and get my self a dozen Sausage Buns... Haha...
So I can eat while I spend about 12 hours outside Max Pavillion...
So, my phone has to be fully charged... So does my PSP...
And if you people do not believe me, I'm going to show you proof...
I'm going to find a clock there, video tape it using my phone, and also video tape the fact that no one else is there and put it on my blog...
That's to rub in all you people who are not going or are too lazy to leave the house in the morning...
Also, I hope I can meet A7X in person...
If I do, you'll guys will see the pictures up here...
Haha, see you...
And maybe Avenged Sevenfold...

New URL

Fuck yeah...
Finally, something sparked an inspiration for me to change and CREATE a new address for my blog...
Presenting my new URL...
AVENGING-BULLET-OF-CHEMICAL-ROSES!!
Awesome, huh?
Avenging comes from AVENGED SEVENFOLD...
Bullet from BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE...
Of from nothing...
Chemical from none other than MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...
& Roses comes from the best rock band ever on this face of the Earth, well, they used to be, GUNS N' ROSES!!
By the way, they are in no particular order...
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS STILL MY FAVOURITE BAND!!

A Little Piece Of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold

My current favourite music video!!
Support Avenged Sevenfold!!

House Bunny

Today, went to watch House Bunny with Jie An...
It was Min Yang's plan but I couldn't contact him so there's only the two of us...
So I bought my Hot Dogs and Jie An bought his wedges...
Went in soon after...
Coincidentally, we watched the same show and at the same time as Zjin Yee and her friends...
I was four seats away on her left...
Anyway, this movie was awesome...
With short skirts and small and low-cut clothes... Haha...
My favourite part was the "Pull-Over Scene"...
The police man pulled Shelly over and asked her to blow on some device to check if she was driving drunk...
Police Man,"I may need you to blow on this..."
Shelly,"Ok... If... You say so..."
And she went down because she thought that the Police Man was asking for a blowjob!!
HAHA!! Hilarious!!
Anyway, Jie An went to my house after the movie...
Reached home at 3.30... Played till 7...
We were so bored because we cannot load Halo 2...
So we played Star Wars III...
Then we played Half Life 2... Jie An said it was 2 player but turned out to be 1...
So we thought of some shit while watching TV...
I'll be trying to make the game covers with GIMP...
So we thought of...
THE PREQUEL TO HALF LIFE...
Presenting...


NO LIFE: THE GAME!!
The game's storyline is about before Morgan Freeman got his job to kill Headcrabs and shit like that... And he was a hobo...
You beg for money, sing and maybe rob a thrift store or two...
Also comes with combat play!!
You get to chase buggers away when they give you a weird look because you didn't shave!! Or you could just punch them... Or maybe throw some cans and cigarettes butts at them...
The game also comes with a Hunger system, you pick up stuff to eat...
Half eaten burgers, fries, or paper... You guessed it, all from the trash can...
You can also eat dead animals...


Then...


The sequel to NO LIFE comes...


1/4 LIFE!!!


Ok, so now you're better off... Living your life as a Rag and Bone man...
So you go around collecting shit from people's door step...
Or you can just piss at them or instead, leave stuff at their door step...
You can also find dead rats and such for food, much like the previous game NO LIFE...
But this time, you actually have money, without begging for it...
Well, you can also beg in this installment but you will probably get a fist in the face from the citizens of Fuckland...


Then...


The sequel to Half Life 2 comes...


FULL LIFE!!!


You are now a successful business man, living your life as a big boss!!
Of a zoo...
Yes, you are now in charge of elephant poo and poisonous snakes!!
Walk around with your broom and stuff and hire people to clean up shit for you!! Or you can just whack them with your broomstick...
You can also do that to animals!
Just take your broomstick and shove it up their ass and make them run wild and destroy your zoo!!!
How fun would that be?
(By the way, this isn't the version we came up with, this is my version which I just thought of on the spot... The one we thought of was actually just Morgan Freeman pointing a middle finger...)



Then comes the final installment to this great series...


DEAD!!!!


In this game, Morgan Freeman is, you guessed it, dead...
Yes, in this game you do nothing but stare at Morgan Freeman's dead body!!
How exciting!!
And you know, for the XBOX 360, there's actually an achievement for the game!!
You have to leave it on for only 10 hours!! Then you get 1 achievement point!!
WOW!!!
And for the PS3 version, you've just wasted $999.99!!!
YES, the game is only $999.99 for both versions!!!
Get one today!!!


Those were the shit we thought up of...
It's a lot funnier when you think of it on the spot...
We laughed our asses off on the sofa while thinking up of these...
Yeah, so I'll be making game covers for the three games...
Happy Leifericsson day!!
Ying ger heng ger heng ger...