House Bunny

Today, went to watch House Bunny with Jie An...
It was Min Yang's plan but I couldn't contact him so there's only the two of us...
So I bought my Hot Dogs and Jie An bought his wedges...
Went in soon after...
Coincidentally, we watched the same show and at the same time as Zjin Yee and her friends...
I was four seats away on her left...
Anyway, this movie was awesome...
With short skirts and small and low-cut clothes... Haha...
My favourite part was the "Pull-Over Scene"...
The police man pulled Shelly over and asked her to blow on some device to check if she was driving drunk...
Police Man,"I may need you to blow on this..."
Shelly,"Ok... If... You say so..."
And she went down because she thought that the Police Man was asking for a blowjob!!
HAHA!! Hilarious!!
Anyway, Jie An went to my house after the movie...
Reached home at 3.30... Played till 7...
We were so bored because we cannot load Halo 2...
So we played Star Wars III...
Then we played Half Life 2... Jie An said it was 2 player but turned out to be 1...
So we thought of some shit while watching TV...
I'll be trying to make the game covers with GIMP...
So we thought of...
THE PREQUEL TO HALF LIFE...
Presenting...


NO LIFE: THE GAME!!
The game's storyline is about before Morgan Freeman got his job to kill Headcrabs and shit like that... And he was a hobo...
You beg for money, sing and maybe rob a thrift store or two...
Also comes with combat play!!
You get to chase buggers away when they give you a weird look because you didn't shave!! Or you could just punch them... Or maybe throw some cans and cigarettes butts at them...
The game also comes with a Hunger system, you pick up stuff to eat...
Half eaten burgers, fries, or paper... You guessed it, all from the trash can...
You can also eat dead animals...


Then...


The sequel to NO LIFE comes...


1/4 LIFE!!!


Ok, so now you're better off... Living your life as a Rag and Bone man...
So you go around collecting shit from people's door step...
Or you can just piss at them or instead, leave stuff at their door step...
You can also find dead rats and such for food, much like the previous game NO LIFE...
But this time, you actually have money, without begging for it...
Well, you can also beg in this installment but you will probably get a fist in the face from the citizens of Fuckland...


Then...


The sequel to Half Life 2 comes...


FULL LIFE!!!


You are now a successful business man, living your life as a big boss!!
Of a zoo...
Yes, you are now in charge of elephant poo and poisonous snakes!!
Walk around with your broom and stuff and hire people to clean up shit for you!! Or you can just whack them with your broomstick...
You can also do that to animals!
Just take your broomstick and shove it up their ass and make them run wild and destroy your zoo!!!
How fun would that be?
(By the way, this isn't the version we came up with, this is my version which I just thought of on the spot... The one we thought of was actually just Morgan Freeman pointing a middle finger...)



Then comes the final installment to this great series...


DEAD!!!!


In this game, Morgan Freeman is, you guessed it, dead...
Yes, in this game you do nothing but stare at Morgan Freeman's dead body!!
How exciting!!
And you know, for the XBOX 360, there's actually an achievement for the game!!
You have to leave it on for only 10 hours!! Then you get 1 achievement point!!
WOW!!!
And for the PS3 version, you've just wasted $999.99!!!
YES, the game is only $999.99 for both versions!!!
Get one today!!!


Those were the shit we thought up of...
It's a lot funnier when you think of it on the spot...
We laughed our asses off on the sofa while thinking up of these...
Yeah, so I'll be making game covers for the three games...
Happy Leifericsson day!!
Ying ger heng ger heng ger...