Some Jokes For You

From Muttons To Midnight.

"Your mama's so ugly, she uses her face to scare the shit out of NeWater."
"Your mama's so stupid, she killed everybody in McDonald's because she saw the sign "Drive - Thru"."
"Your mama's so stupid that when her sister gave birth, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Wah, got free USB Cable!""
"Your mama's so fat, she stays in Jurong, Hougang, Bukit Timah, Clementi etc."
"Your mama's so fat that when she had diarrhoea, people thought Willy Wonka opened a new Chocolate Factory."
"Your mama's so ugly that when she wanted to make friends with Jay - Z, he said he already had 99 Problems and didn't need another one..."
"Your mama's so fat that when she asked Miley Cyrus what she hated about her, Miley Cyrus said, "7 Things - Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat and fat."

From a Joke Book.

"Your mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone."
"Your mama's so stupid, she starved to death after being locked in a grocery store."

Hope you had fun laughing. :)