Today...
Watched Paul Blart Mall Cop and Dragonball: Evolution today...
Was pretty cool...
I give Paul Blart a 8/10... Could have been funnier...
The show's good because the girl's hot, Jayma Mays...
I can't really type good stuff now because I'm not in the mood to think...
So everything would be in short and uninteresting sentences...
Paul Blart Mall Cop's a family show...
It's a love and comedy movie... No, not a chick flick...
But Jayma Mays' not as hot as Jamie Chung, Chi Chi, in the movie Dragonball: Evolution...
Dragonball was pretty out of story because number 1, the main point, Goku doesn't have a tail and two, he's a hormonal freak...
They kept talking about the Oozaru (Crazy giant monkey, think King Kong with red eyes), but I saw no tail so I was pretty confused about who the monkey was...
Then near the end, Goku said, "I will destroy you and defeat the Oozaru!"
Piccolo replied, "defeat the Oozaru? You are the Oozaru!"
Then I was like, "Oooohhh..."
So, yeah, confusing... Don't expect it to be extremely alike...
And the fact that they live in bunglows just spoiled the show a little for me...
So, yeah... The only thing nice about the show is the Goku versus Piccolo scene...
But it was pretty crappy due to the fact that Piccolo was defeated with one Kamehameha...
Initially, I was going to give it a 5/10...
But, after looking at this chick throughout the whole movie, I believe it deserves a good 7/10...
In the manga, Bulma's supposed to be hotter than Chi Chi, but I don't mind...
In the movie, Chi Chi bears a whole load of cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freakin' eye candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, so for those who didn't watch Dragonball: Evolution, go suck on a dick because you're misisng out a whole load of nice stuff...
Oh yeah, for those wondering if there is a part two but don't think it's worth paying $10 bucks to find out, there is...
Here's what it looks like...
An unknown woman carrying a bowl of water and a wet towel entered a room to put the cloth on a mystery person's forehead...
The camera moves in and reveals that person to be Piccolo...
So there, part two for you because Piccolo ain't dead (Obviously)...
You guys owe me $10...